The toaster and I
Our toaster comes from Costco. It looked pretty good.
Read the instructions. If you use it to heat Pop Tarts, you void the warranty.
That is, if you use the toaster, the warranty's no good.
Like I'd want to make a warranty claim for this mangy toaster anyway. The piece of crap.
Guess I should have just left it in the box.
Rotten pience of junk. Wish I'd never bought it.
I feel like I was pressured into it by the guy at Costco giving out samples of granola or whatever it was.
Now I'm getting mad. Post Toastems, too, you can't heat those in this toaster without upsetting the balance of nature.
Wish I'd never heard of this toaster.
Can I toast a slice of bread, or is that also an offense?
Heartless bastards.
I suppose they want my Social Security number, too.
Fine, I'll just eat my bread cold.